Last night on American Idol

I'm so annoyed with my DVR, and American Idol.  When it goes over, my damn DVR doesn't record.  Needless to say I had to sit through a bunch of annoying performances-although I still love Annie Lennox (let's talk more about her shirt that read "HIV Positive" later)-and then had to go read who got kicked off. And the winner is....

Lady Gaga's Telephone Bill feat. Beyonce

This week The Dyke and The Fag take on Lady Gaga's new video featuring Beyonce. They both agreed that the video is great, but the story needed some work.  After hours of deliberation, they have written what they both see as their "opus"-until next week that is.

The dyke and the Fag Take on The Oscars (our live blog)

Tonight we take on the Oscars-and the naked boy in the house next to The Dyke-he was JUGGLING for the love of Pete. After The Jump: 

The Dyke says:

I don't think they should have added more movies to the Best Movie category. 

It is supposed to be a prestigious award that goes to a movie that should be amazing-it should have amazing acting, editing, production, cinematography, the story should be amazing, and clever (nothing is original, but the story should be a unique take on its subject matter), etc etc.  This competition should be the best of the best.  It should not be expanded to include more competitors-this is not a red rover competition in elementary school. 


This Dyke is right!

Underwear at the Oscars

OH EM GEE-on the TV Guide network, they are LIVE at the red carpet-and they are discussing what the stars might wear UNDERNEATH their gowns...


Here's what I want to see-




George Clooney's unders

And even though it might seem creepy-Meryl Streep's unders-


Who's unders would YOU like to see?

The Dyke and the Fag Take on The OSCARS

Tonight we will be discussing the winners but mostly the losers at the Oscars-because we love the losers-they're easier to make fun of (except for James Cameron)! So look out for the dyke and fag's live blog  at the Oscars! SEE YOU THERE!